How To Perform a Striptease
Drive the man in your life wild with a striptease he’ll never forget.
You Will Need
- A sexy, easy-to-remove outfit
- Stilettos
- Stockings with garters
- Sexy music or try our strip tease deluxe with CD & accessories
- Flattering lighting
- A straight-backed chair
- Liquor
Step 1: Choose an outfit from sexy lingerie to sexy dress up costumes
Choose an outfit. It can be anything from a conservative business suit to a sexy French maid costume — the important thing is that each article can be removed with a minimum of fuss.
Make sure that no item is tight enough to create bulges or leave marks on your skin.
Step 2: Snag stilettos
Pick shoes that will make the most of your legs, meaning something with a high, skinny heel — the higher and skinnier the better.
Step 3: Put on stockings
Put on some silky stockings with garters. Go with classic fishnets, or get a pair with a racy seam up the back.
Step 4: Set the music
Get your music ready so you don’t run out of tunes in the middle of your performance. Make a sultry mix or playlist, so you know what’s coming up.
Step 5: Set the mood
Use a light dimmer and/or candles to create flattering lighting, and put a straight-backed chair in the middle of the room.
If necessary, take a swig of something before you begin to calm your nerves and lower your inhibitions, but don’t get drunk — no one likes a sloppy striptease.
Step 6: Walk the walk
Begin your striptease by striding into the room like a professional catwalker, one foot directly in front of the other, shoulders back, head raised high.
Step 7: Begin to strip
Turn your back on your man and slide your jacket or top off your shoulders. Turn back around and toss it aside.
Maintain eye contact throughout your act.
Step 8: Tease
Put your hands behind your head and gyrate a bit before moving on to the skirt. Turn your back to him, grab the sides of your skirt, lean slightly forward, and slowly tug your skirt down as you wiggle your hips. When the skirt reaches the floor, kick it aside.
Step 9: Lose the garters
Move around some more, running your hands along your body, before kicking off a shoe and throwing that leg on top of the chair. Undo the garter and slowly begin to unfold the stocking until it’s off. Repeat with the other stocking, then step back into stilettos.
Step 10: Take off the bra
Push your bra straps off your shoulder, unhook your bra, slip it off, and fling it at him. Then languidly caress your breasts.
Step 11: Slip off panties
Time for the finale! Turn your back on him, slip your hands, palms down, into the sides of your panties, bend forward, and slowly push them down, keeping your legs as straight as you can. When they reach your ankles, step out of them.
Step 12: Prepare
Prepare to be ravaged by your very turned-on lover!
Prostitution is legal in Iceland, but strip shows are against their laws.
Source for further reading:
Howcast How To Perform a Striptease Nov. 24, 2009
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 24, 2009
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Nicole Kidman’s strange sex
Nicole Kidman has loved experimenting with “strange sexual fetish stuff.“
The “Nine” actress – who divorced Tom Cruise in 2001 following a 10-year union and is now married to country singer Keith Urban – says she has enjoyed exploring with the different aspects of love, sex and relationships over the years.
She explained: “My life has been about exploring types of love. I’ve explored obsession, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage and monogamy. But I’m still on that journey.”
Despite the fascination people have with her love life, the 42-year-old beauty has vowed to take the details of her past relationship with Cruise to her grave.
She told Britain’s GQ magazine: “I have never discussed the intricacies of it and I never will. I burned most of my journals after I remarried. You’re only going to find out bad things. You can’t read somebody’s diary. You shouldn’t read it.
“I know I live inside some rose-colored cloud but I’ll never waver on it. I am not writing a book. I will go to the grave with all my secrets, all my stories.”
While together, Cruise and Kidman adopted children Isabella, now 17, and Connor, now 14.
Kidman also has 15-month-old daughter Sunday Rose with Urban and Cruise is father to Suri, 3, his daughter with wife Katie Holmes.
Source: Bang Showbiz
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By David Strovny
Have you ever wondered what other people get up to in their spare time? Why, competing in world sex records, of course. Here are some of the top guys and gals showing the rest of us how it can be done, should we care to try. There are also a selection of the weird and wonderful body parts and acts that have befallen our fellow men and women, and we’ve listed them all in our list of unusual sex records.
Most children fathered
Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, Morocco
Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif set this sex record in the 17th century when he added a whopping 1,042 recorded offspring to his harem of about 500 wives. He had been a busy boy — what with all those weddings, births and, no doubt, a few funerals. If you’re wondering who this guy is, he was the second ruler of the Moroccan Alaouite dynasty. He is known as a great figure in Moroccan history, but not only for his contribution to the birth statistics; he contributed to the lasting respect of Moroccan independence.
Amazingly, the woman to give birth to the most children was a peasant’s wife from Shuya (east of Moscow); in 27 births between 1725 and 1765, she expelled 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.
The biggest and smallest penises
Barnacle, The Ocean
Because measuring penises is often hard to do accurately — yes, we know you exaggerate — there isn’t much reliable data on this topic for the 21st century. The most impressive medically verified penis sets the sex record at 13.5 inches (34 cm) long and 6.25 inches (16 cm) wide, measured in the early 20th century by Dr. Robert L. Dickenson (seriously!).
The smallest penis ever recorded sets the sex record at 0.39 inches (1 cm). There are a couple of conditions that can leave a man lacking so dramatically in his nether region. One such condition is having a micropenis, where most of the penis actually resides inside the body. The other is a condition called congenital hypoplasia, where the glans of the penis is attached directly to the pubis, so the shaft of the penis doesn’t exist.
In the entire animal kingdom, the humble barnacle has the largest penis in proportion to its body size: A barnacle’s penis is 42 times its own body length. In second place, the Argentine Blue-bill duck has the longest penis relative to its body size. It has the added benefit of being shaped like a corkscrew, so it not only deposits sperm but helps to “screw” any other bird’s semen out. Considering most birds don’t even have penises, the Blue-bill is doing alright.
Whales win the biggest awards, with Rorqual whales sporting 10-foot (3 m) long schlongs, which can be up to 1 foot (30 cm) in diameter. Hippopotamuses and elephants come in at a far second, with penises of up to 2 feet (60 cm) long.
The woman with the largest vagina goes to a Scottish giant named Anna Swan. She and her giant husband had a giant baby together. The giant baby’s head was 19 inches (48 cm) in circumference. You do the math.
Farthest ejaculation
Horst Schultz, USA
The farthest male ejaculation ever recorded was 18 feet (6 m) and was achieved by Horst Schultz. The farthest a woman was recorded to ejaculate was 10 feet (3 m). The most ejaculations for a man in one hour is 16.
In other semen-related sex records, a woman, Michelle Monahan of L.A., swallowed 1.7 pints (almost 1 liter) of semen and had to get her stomach pumped — she became the first person to have this recorded, and therefore wins the award for the woman to swallow the most semen.
The woman to set the world record for most sexual partners in one day shagged a whopping 620 men in 24 hours. A male porn star by the dubious name of Jon Dough was supposed to have sex with 101 women in one day, but only managed to do 52 — he did the others two weeks later.
Biggest orgy
Volunteers, Japan
A recent achievement for Japan in the world of sex records was achieving the biggest orgy ever recorded, with 250 couples going at it in an extremely orderly fashion.
Youngest parents
Shaun Steard, England
Lina Medina, Peru
Shaun was 12 years old when he got the world record for being the youngest father, but it is believed that there are younger undocumented fathers out there.
The youngest girl to give birth was 5-year-old Lina Medina, born in Peru in 1933. Incredibly this girl began menstruating at age 3, and despite being impregnated in the “usual” way, has never revealed who the father is. Her father was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of incest, but was later released due to lack of evidence. The baby was delivered by caesarean because Lina’s hips were too narrow.
Most penis removals
King Menephta, Egypt
In 1300 BC, King Menephta came home from battle after successfully beating the Libyans. To celebrate his success, he asked his men to chop off the penises of each member of the defeated army. He arrived home with 13,000 penises. His ancient monument at Karnak has a detail of which penis belonged to whom — Libyan generals, Libyans, Sirculians, Etruscans, and Greeks.
breaking records
The world is never without weird, stupid or funny anecdotes and world records. Most of these sex records are unproven, but who cares; the fact that someone somewhere thought theirs was the biggest, longest, fattest, thinnest or ugliest brings a new dimension to the world of record-setting.
Source for further Reading
Strovny, David AskMen.Com Nov. 15, 2009
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 15, 2009
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How To Have A Great Phone Sex
With this advice, phone sex can be the best sex of your life.
Step 1: Jot down some notes
If you’re not used to talking dirty, jot down some notes so you’ll never be at a loss for words.
Step 2: Calm yourself
Spend a few minutes taking deep breaths before dialing so you’ll sound relaxed and confident.
Consider starting things off by sending a “sext” message and R-rated photo of yourself.
Sending racy photos can entail serious risk; only share them with someone you trust completely.
Step 3: Describe yourself
If you’re wooing a man, paint an alluring picture of what you’re wearing or not wearing, even if the truth is you’re in sweatpants, because guys respond to visual imagery. If you’re dirty dialing a woman, emphasize how much you are craving her body and what precisely you’d like to be doing to her at that very moment.
Speak slowly, emphasizing the last letter of each word.
Step 4: Become graphic
Become progressively graphic, ending by using the crudest words for body parts that you can think of. Say things you’d be too shy to utter face to face.
Step 5: Be specific
Be as specific as you can. Don’t say, “I’m so hot for you.” Describe the physical manifestations of your lust.
Step 6: Make it personal
Refer to your partner’s unique physical attributes and erotic preferences so the dirty talk doesn’t sound generic.
Step 7: Make it mutual
Listen to your partner and adapt your talk to theirs. It should be a mutual conversation, not two separate monologues.
Step 8: Get off … the phone
After you’ve both (hopefully) climaxed, end the call. The postcoital glow of phone sex is best enjoyed alone.
Step 9: Get physical
Add sound effects. Let the person hear what you are doing to your body in response to their suggestions and commands. Keep up the grunts, moans and groans. Moreover, you can also try our Kama Sutra Weekender Kit for intense lust and excitement.
You don’t want the person on the other end to wonder if they’re panting into a dropped call.
Eleven percent of surveyed cell phone users admitted they’ve sent a text message while engaged in “intimate behavior.”
Source for further reading:
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 11, 2009
Howcast How to have a great Phone Sex Nov. 11, 2009
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Sex Toys get iphone makeover
The sex toy industry is getting more hi-tech as strong performance during the slump funds more R&D.
See the newest sex toy for your iphone and ipod:
OhMiBod -Personal Massager for iPod

I received a package from Madame Rouge the other day. I tore it open excitedly to discover an OhMiBod box, containing a pink vibe, a metre long cable, a splitter & a pink velvet bag. I grabbed my iPod, stuck the splitter in the headphone jack, & then connected my headphones & the OhMiBod to it. I chose some tracks & giggled as the OhMiBod pulsed in my hand in time to Justin Timberlake.
So, what is the OhMiBod & what does it do?
“Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate accessory™ to your iPod.”
I can’t tell you exactly how it works — not geeky enough, I’m afraid. What I can tell you is that it interprets the sounds emanating from your MP3 player & translates them into vibrations. While it sounds kind of gimmicky & silly, it soon becomes addictive & the perfection of the pairing becomes startlingly obvious.
The OhMiBod isn’t a very attractive looking object — it looks more like the end of an elf’s pointy pink shoe than anything you might want near your underpants. But I promise you, once you attach this unusual gizmo to your iPod, stereo or even laptop, you will forgive it its cosmetic misgivings.
I love my OhMiBod. A lot. It’s the ultimate toy for the aurally-fixated. I am definitely one of those people. I live, eat & breathe music, I am always listening to something new, & I am often overcome with the feeling of wanting to crawl inside my favorite songs. So conjuring up a way for a song to give me an orgasm makes me very, very happy.
You can buy an additional accessory to the OhMiBod, a “life-like” neon pink jelly skin which slides over the top… Though one might be moved to ask, “What exactly is it about a neon pink faux-phallus that is ‘life-like’?” It’s an interesting addition, & great for when you want to get a little bit more intimate with your OhMiBod. But of course it does dilute the strength of the pulsations, so if strong direct vibrations are important to you, it will probably just get in your way.
So, of course, now we get down to the crux of it. What makes a good OhMiBod song? Initially I thought it would just be something with a lot of bass, but it was not to be! Really what it’s all about — for me, anyway, ahem — is a strong, steady rhythm. Experiment at your leisure pleasure!
Cool Features:
One of the coolest things about the OhMiBod is that a community has sprung up around it. It’s called Club Vibe, & it’s a place where people share playlists & guest DJs submit their favourite tracks! Continual new music for your perusal! Such a good idea.
Trust me when I say that if you buy one, you will never think about music the same way again…
Madame Rouge is selling the delightful OhMiBod for $110AU. Even better, there’s free, next-day metro delivery for Australian buyers if you quote “iCiNG” when you check out! Please do believe me when I say they’re a lot of fun!
What do you think about the pairing of music & sex? For me, it’s almost impossible to have one without the other. Do you own any toys at all? What do you like? & more importantly, how likely would you be to bliss out to the dulcet tones of your favorite band?!
Extra For Experts:
An interview with Suki of OhMiBod — if you want to know more about the founder of the company, this is worth a read!
Another product is OhMiBod
Have you ever felt a little er, “empty handed” when your lover calls? Our new Boditalk vibe is just what your body needs…to follow where your mind is already wandering. Its velvety finish and sleek design make it the ultimate cell phone accessory™. Boditalk™ is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. The cell signal triggers a unique 3 pattern vibrating sequence that lasts for the entire call – enabling you to “get off while you’re on”. For use without a cellphone, the vibe has 7 stimulation patterns to experiment with and enjoy.
Boditalk™ is molded from premium grade hypoallergenic non-toxic non-porous ABS plastic and measures 6 7/8″ long (5 1/2″ insertable) and 1″ in diameter.
This vibe brings phone sex to a whole new level. Whether you are across town or around the world, Boditalk™ makes those long (or close) distance relationships a lot more fun and exciting.
Included:
- Hip, hot pink vibe with a velvety finish
- Integrated multi-function end cap for use with or without a cell phone.
Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). Works with all cell phones including Apple’s new iPhone™.
Care and Cleaning: Clean after every use with adult toy cleaner, alcohol or mild soap and water. Dry thoroughly. When cleaning, keep motor, end cap and batteries away from liquids to prevent corrosion of electronic parts.
Source for further reading
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 10, 2009
SMH Australia Sex Toys get Iphone Makeover Nov. 10, 2009
BodiTalk Nov. 10, 2009
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Have more fun in bed with these proven strategies for improving sex.
You Will Need
- Exercise
- Deep breathing
- Hair tugging
- An emotional connection
- A marriage license
- A feminist partner
- Masturbation (optional)
- Wealth (optional)
Step 1: Get some exercise
Get moving. Exercise activates the sympathetic nervous system, encouraging blood flow to the genital region. One study found that women were more sexually responsive following 20 minutes of vigorous exercise.
Men who are physically active may reduce their chance of erectile dysfunction by up to 30 percent.
Step 2: Take a deep breath
Take a lot of slow, deep breaths when you’re on the verge of orgasm. You’ll climax more intensely by increasing blood flow to your genitals. You can also try our newest Gigi Vibrator for intense orgasm.
Step 3: Tug each other’s hair
Tug each other’s hair in the home stretch. It releases endorphins, which in turn intensify orgasm.
Studies suggest that women who masturbate have better orgasms during intercourse than those who don’t.
Step 4: Have a love connection
Be in love. Studies indicate that couples who have a strong emotional connection have more satisfying sex.
Step 5: Make it legal
Get married. Surveys show married people have better sex than singles do. You can also try our sexy lingerie and dress up costumes during your honeymoon to make your lovemaking more exciting.
Even better, marry someone rich. Wealthy people have sex more often and are more likely to reach orgasm than the middle and lower classes.
Step 6: Sleep with a feminist
Hook up with a feminist. Research shows that men with a feminist partner and women with a male who identifies himself as a feminist have healthier relationships and better sex lives. Let’s hear it for equality!
You burn up to 200 calories after 30 minutes of sex.
Source for further reading:
Taylor, Llyn Madame Rouge Australia NOv.9, 2009
Howcast How to have Better Sex Life Nov. 9, 2009
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By: Shasta Daisy McCarty
For basics, go shopping with what you need already firmly in mind. That way you can sort through the merchandise more quickly. If you are making more adventurous lingerie purchases, take some time (and a close friend or two) and make a day of it.
Bras: Get your fitting done at an upscale department store. If the salesgirl at Victoria’s Secret is measuring your size while you still have your current bra on, she doesn’t know what she is doing. After you have your numbers there is still a lot of trial and error involved. Bra straps adjustments can’t compensate for all fit issues. Make sure you have selected a style with cups that are the correct depth and placement for your breast shape before you worry about the straps and band.
Underwear: French cut is a nice choice if you don’t like the leg bands to dig into your hips. Boy shorts tend to roll up on the thighs. Try slightly shorter hipsters which offer the same smooth outline to avoid this problem. Bikini panties are great for low rise jeans. Just don’t wear them under slacks and pencil skirts – they tend to create a visible panty line. Thongs are one of those styles women either love or hate. Purchase one thong your first time to see which category you fall into. Covered waistbands with no tags make any underwear selection more comfortable.
Body Shapers: If you can find one that doesn’t make you bulge out at the top or bottom, more power to you. Consider spending that extra money to have your clothes tailored to fit better instead.
Now, on to the flirty and romantic lingerie!
Tip #1 Shop in local stores first before making online purchases. Then, you will have a good idea of what sizes and styles work for you.
Tip #2 Always follow the care directions on the tag to extend the life of your lingerie.
Fabrics – Silk georgette has an incredibly soft texture. However, chiffon is similar and may fit your budget better. Satin tends to cling to your skin. So, if you are sensitive about your shape, try crushed velvet or chenille. These fabrics are touchable and more forgiving. Lace, embroidery, and even sequins make great accents; but don’t overdo it unless you want a real cabaret look. In that case, take it all the way with glam makeup and heels.
Colors – If you are a “spring” on the famous color chart, you may be able to get away with wearing baby blue and pink pastels. However, most women look best in the winter palette which includes rich jewel tones as well as the basic black and white.
Choose styles that flaunt your favorite assets. A bustier is designed to draw attention to your cleavage. The similarly designed corset accents your waist. I recommend using a corset more for show than for shaping so you can take your partner’s breath away (while still being able to breathe yourself). Both of these strapless garments work well to show off your shoulders.
The teddy or duckie can be playful or sensuous depending on style and mood. Choose one that is well made and won’t tear the first time you wear it. Cut outs and keyhole styles let you choose where to lead the eye. Wear a diaphanous robe over your teddy at the beginning of an intimate evening to add even more mystery.
If you prefer to draw attention away from your midsection and down to your fabulous legs, go for floating baby doll night gowns or silky camisoles on top. Pair these items with V-front panties and a garter belt for very a flattering look
Are you sensitive about your hips? Try a chemise (basically a mini-dress) which offers more coverage of this area. Ruffles and lace can distract from cellulite, so pick something flirty and fun.
Thigh high hose with elastic tops are great for everyday wear; but they do leave groove marks in your legs for a while after you take them off. Use a garter belt and non-elasticized thigh highs instead for romance. Don’t forget to add at least one pair of fishnets to your lingerie wardrobe. Paired with any outfit, these add just the right saucy touch.
Above all, if you want to be cool and unique inside your bedroom, you can wear a military lingerie, french maid costume or even wear a sexy nurse outfit with matching soft touch whip.
Source for further reading:
McCarty, Shasta How to shop for lingerie Nov.6, 2009
Taylor,Llyn Madame Rouge Australia Nov. 6, 2009
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